These are like my little mental pep talks (only not so much with the use of a phone).
(via megalong)
(via thetidebreaks)
(via riskinghearts)
(via worldnspins)
Andy: Next one’s going out to a special little lady, named April Ludgate.
Ann: Are you guys…? Never mind.
April: Why do you care?
Ann: I don’t.
- Parks and Recreation, 2x16 Galentine’s Day
Tom: (Dances out) Tommy Timberlake.
Leslie: You look like Encyclopedia Brown.- Parks and Recreation, 2x15
Mark: What is that…?
Tom: Oh! I strapped an mp3-player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba. Little guy cruises around and plays music. What’s hot, DJ Roomba! DJ ROOMBA, TEARIN’ IT UPPP!